*Godfather voice* Oh, I see you clicked at the speed of light to see some Desi, Paki lover boy traits? The endless KeEeWwlZz standing outside your university and local grocery store that make you wonder, “Why” and “What”. However, there are certain traits that Pakistani/Desi Lover Boys have that distinguish them from, you know, normal boys. Issokaaayyy. If you’re a Desi boi reading this, we still love you! Which is why this is for every Desi lover boi: Here are traits that only pure blooded Pakistani aka Desi boys possess. You can’t compete with this swag.
1. Middle parted hair is a must for every desi boi in this land. If you don’t have a middle part, but you still classify yourself as a paki boy, whats wrong with you? Deregister asap!
2. Cigarette kay shashkay. C’mon, you know this was coming. Can’t tell between a normal boy and a desi boy? Look for a guy that lights up his cig right after the girl’s college gets off.
3. They’re always on the hunt for Shareeeef larkis as wives, but want terhi larkis as girlfriends. Double standards are another aspect that’s highly visible in paki boises.
4. If he doesn’t have one expensive phone and one cheap phone, is he really a paki boi? Cause obviously the cheap one is for mobile snatch karnay wala bhai! Such consideration.
5. Fake levi’s are a sign of pure desiness among the bois. There better be a fake levi’s stamp on your jeans proving your desiness broda!
6. Gucci ka belt nahi pehna, tou bachiyan kaisay pataingi? Babies ki line khud tou nahi lagti na!
7. Louis Vuitton kay loafers! Uff. Pure desi boy swag right here, ladies and gents!
8. Revealing chest hair is a cult favourite feature! They’re first two buttons are always khula! Like calm down bro, itni garmi nahi hai.
9. A really, really, really zaalim qatilana muskaan! Yeah, that outta bring the babies in.
10. Let’s not forget their gulaabi, neeli peeli and hari dress shirts that are ‘so not’ dress shirts.
11. Oh and the fake Raybans. Chill out, we know you didn’t spend $200 dollars on a pair of sunglasses.
There you have it, every common desi boi physical aspect commonly seen among us normal people! Every Pakistani Girl has had her fair share of desi boi drama, take a moment and tell us in the comments section! We’d love to know!