How many times have you been to the parlor with nice, bush brows and come out with two skinny caterpillars, struggling to survive? Let’s face it, we’ve all been there. And no matter how hard you try to keep yourself from raging out and screaming your lungs out, you keep it down and walk out with a broken heart. Your only option is to go watch YouTube videos and hope to get them as symmetrical as possible but let’s face it, our eyebrows aren’t twins. They’re not even sisters. Hell, I’m not sure they’re even related to each other.  

You see, it’s not very complicated but one side of our face tends to sag a little more, gather up a little extra fat and get wrinkly faster. So naturally, one eyebrow WILL be higher/lower than the other.

But guess what? Because the change in one side of your face is so slight, it’s barely noticeable to the naked eye! Here are 5 times, your friends asked you about your brows

1. Oho Saima, threading karwayi hai?

Aray wah! Lagta hai aapki ankhain kaam karnay lag gayi hai aunty. Glasses phenk dain aap ab.

2. Tumharay eyebrows kay pass wali skin gori kyun hogayi?

Well, if you must know, I waxed my brows. And waxing is an indirect form of exfoliation, hence, my new skin. Jelly yet?

3. Beta itnay ghannay eyebrows thay bachpan mai tumharay, yeh kia karwa liya?

Aunty bachpan mai tou aap bolti bhi nahi thi, yeh kia karliya apnay sath apnay?

4. Kis parlour say eyebrows bunwati hou? Aik uppar hai aur aik neechay!

I got one word for you. Science!

5. Bina threading kay tumhara mu kitna masoom lagta tha. Ab kitni chalaak lagnay lagi ho!

*Channels my inner Miranda Sings* HATERS BACK OFF!