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These Movie Posters Of Old Lollywood Movies Are So Wahiyaat That You Won't Be Able To Unsee Them

These Movie Posters Of Old Lollywood Movies Are So ‘Wahiyaat’ That You Won’t Be Able To Unsee Them!

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Pakistan’s first film ‘Teri Yaad’ was released on 2nd September 1947 and that was the time when Lollywood came into being. Due to lack of funds, Lollywood’s output was almost non-existent until in 1966 Zeba-Waheed Murad movie Armaan released. Armaan became Pakistan’s first Platinum Jubilee film as people loved the Sohail Rana’s composed song ‘Akele Na Jana’.

After that, Zia ul Haq’s regime disheartened Lollywood producers as under the conservative leadership and strict policies it was impossible for them to release vocal films. When Lollywood producers moved to Karachi and the film industry divided into two with comparatively less strictness in censorship policies, the quality work came out with freedom.

And it seems that Lollywood is progressing with each passing day. But in between, Punjabi dominated Lollywood produced some hilarious yet worst movies! Need proof? Have a look at these posters!

These Lollywood Movie Posters Will Make Your Eyes Pop And Jaws Drop!

1. Kabrastan – Aisa Khaufnak Kaunsa Kabristan Hai?

Source: Cynical-C

So, I didn’t get the idea of representing Kabristan with a baazu se ukhara hoa haath!!!

2. Haseena Atimbum – What A Colorful Atimbum!!!

Source: The New Republic

Actor-turned-politician Musarrat Shaheen belongs to KPK. She formed her own political party Tehreek Masawat. Do you want more details about Haseena Atimbum? Just Google her!

3. Pakistani Cat Woman!

Source: Kazakhi

Someone said once, ‘Mujhe Jangli Billiyan Pasand Hain…’. I think the guy said the dialogue after watching Pakistani cat woman…

4. Ser Katta Insaan – Ye Apna He Ser Itne Ache Se Kaise Kata Liya Bhai?

Source: Pinterest

A tutorial for all the nikammi girls who want to cut vegetables like a chef…

5. Naag Or Naagin – Why Do All The Naagins Love To Dance? Whyyyy???

Source: Fresh Pics

Can anyone please answer my question?

6. Aurat Raaj – Sounds Like Aurat March?

Source: Cell Code

Such mardana Aurat Raj!!!

7. Khoonkhu’ar – I Love The Haircut By The Way!

Source: Reddit

Can you spot Karachi ka pan in the poster? Yes, you are right. It’s inside the snake’s mouth!

8. Lafanga – Can Someone Please Tell Me What’s The Relation Between Swimming Pool, Khanjar Wale Bhai Sahab, And Girls In The Stretching Pose?

Source: Funny

Koi To Bata De Mujhe!

9. Allah Badshah – *der lagrha hai*

Source: picturesboss.com

This woman sounds like my mother when I refused to wash dishes after dinner…

10. Chikni Kuri Te Mastana Munda – Munde Ke Bunde Check Karen Zara!

Source: Gratis

From where does the couple belong? I want to meet Punjabi Mughals!

11. Khuda Ke Chor – What Does It Mean? Koi To Samjha De Mujhe!!!

Source: Acidcow

I think Shaan had stolen something from the mosque. What do you say?

12. Zinda Laash – Special Edition? Wow!

Source: Gratis

I really want to watch this movie!

13. Sangdil – How Sangdil Nadeem’s Love Is, Can Be Imagined By Looking At His Face In The Poster!

Source: Sonya Rehman

Nadeem Baig’s face is making me laugh. Sorry, not sorry!

So, which one of these posters did you like the most? Please share your thoughts on these movies with us in the comments!

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