All Pakistanis dream of having a to visit abroad once in a lifetime. And if luck turns well, why not settle in abroad! We as Pakistanis love the idea of going to another country as it is always fantasized in our gatherings. Hwy wouldn’t it be! Everyone from our parents to friends to our significant others thinks too highly of someone who has just been abroad or has his/her passport inked!
But the reality is not as beautiful as imagined. Anyone who has lived abroad and is a true desi would tell the Karwa Sach! That might be hard to swallow for many people. Something of that sort happened when two Pakistani women shared there “diaspora life” thread and people can’t help but love it.
Here’s how the thread started!
Diaspora Life
– a thread— Mehtab Khan (@Mehtabkn) April 16, 2018
Can you believe it?? Imagine getting masala fries with masala on the side. >_<
I once got $6 masala fries and they gave me masala on the side separately
— Mehtab Khan (@Mehtabkn) April 16, 2018
*cries a river* Damn!
I once got 3 tbsp of chilla hua anaar for $5 ?
— Ayesha Tetlay (@ayeshatetlay) April 16, 2018
Aam sirf Pakistani hota hai! What’s this?
i once got kattay huay aam for the same price and they weren't even Pakistani aam
— Mehtab Khan (@Mehtabkn) April 16, 2018
Oh God! WHY?
I once got sugar cane juice for $7 and it wasn't even sweet ?
— Ayesha Tetlay (@ayeshatetlay) April 16, 2018
There is no such thing called pheeki biryani! Biryani is only spicy.
I once got $10 biryani and they hadn't even used shan masala..it was bland
— Mehtab Khan (@Mehtabkn) April 16, 2018
DHOKA!!
I once ordered saag for I don't know how many # and it was paalak ?
— Ayesha Tetlay (@ayeshatetlay) April 16, 2018
Is this some kind of joke or what?
I once got $7 chaat and it didn't even have onions and tomatoes
— Mehtab Khan (@Mehtabkn) April 16, 2018
Hahahaha!!
I once ordered a $4 ghulab jamun and when it came I didn't know whether to eat it or snort it ? #tinyAF
— Ayesha Tetlay (@ayeshatetlay) April 16, 2018
Any normal healthy Pakistani would cry on the floor after reading this thread! No exaggeration at all! Have you been to aborad and wanted to come back home because you want Doodh pati and channa chat and samomsa, all in the right shape and taste. Hayee! Tag a friend and make them read this thread. 😉 Cheers.