Are you married to the man of your dreams? Do you both share each and every aspect of your life with each other? If you believe in ‘sharing is caring’ you’re probably mistaken! There are a ton of things that husbands would hate if their wives would find out. We gathered a few of them! Be on the lookout for these scenarios next time!

1.  Don’t read our Whatsapp chats

No, we’re not cheating on you and no we don’t want you to feel like we’re blocking you out. But just don’t read the group/chat that’s with my boys. It has some pretty inappropriate things that we never want you to find out. Unless you want to pollute your mind, then please go ahead.

2. Yes, I fantasize about other women

Let’s cut to the chase, okay? I look at other women, I see them, I think about them at random times of the day. It’s normal for me. I do it all the time but I refuse to admit it because I don’t want to hurt you – Not sure why you’d get hurt when you’re the only women who’ve stolen my heart (wink wink).

3. Please don’t tell me about your day with the girls

Alright, you went out with your girlfriends and had fun. Good for you. Just don’t come back home and tell me all about it because some of us have real jobs where we make money rather than spending it.

4. I like to pee with the seat down

Maybe it’s a fetish, but I like peeing with the toilet seat down. Why do we have to leave the seat up? Why can’t you leave the seat down? This is a two-way street woman!

5. My credit card is mine, not yours

If you’re going to ask me with those puppy dog eyes for my card, of course I’m going to give it. Plus, I don’t earn bizillion bucks like your dad, so lay low on the spending now, will ya?

6. So you think you know where I am?

HA! You don’t. Staying late at work loosely translates to I’m with the boys, please stop calling. I’m in a meeting means I’m with the boys. I’m stuck in traffic means I’m with the boys. Learn to take a hint maybe?

7. Enough with the lovey dovey texts?

No, I dont miss you after every second of staying apart, is that a crime? Also, when I say ‘I miss you too’ or ‘I love you too’ it’s out of politeness. How do you do it so realistically though?

8. “Do I look fat in this dress?”

Don’t ask us that! If we say yes, we’re doomed for eternity and if we say no, we’re most probably lying. It’s an endless vicious cycle of contradiction. So please don’t ask us.

9. Baby, you’re not a baby

Talking like a ‘wittle waby’ isn’t it cute when you’re 35 and have crow’s feet. Infact, it’s borderline creepy. We’re only putting up with it in sheer hope of getting some action.

10. We need emotional support – low key cry for help.

Let’s debunk every myth you’ve everheard about men being emotionally strong because, we’re not. We need help in the emotions department too! Men deserve more love because we’re not allowed to share our feeling openly unlike women so then why do we get the shorter end of the stick? Not fair!

Either way, we’re super lucky to have you in our lives cause what would life be without an angel like you? You obviously brighten up our day and feed us, so we’re good with everything you bring on the table.