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We Asked Pakistani Women To Share Their Hilarious ‘Suhaag Raat’ Stories And The Responses Were Eye-Opening!

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For every woman out there, her wedding night is probably that one occasion where she’s nervous, happy and stressed at the same time. A cocktail of emotions rise the moment hubby steps in the room. Let’s say that your time with your better half is really a moment worth cherishing and it’s expected to be the most romantic night of your life. Although, what if we tell you that there are stories worth reading up on what happened to few women on their special night.

A heads up – it’s nothing romantic, nor your just another cliché suhaag raat!

So much for natural beauty..

“I took off my extensions and contacts and eyelashes and the husband asked in shock if my teeth were real. I gave him a dirty look.”

Ouch! That is some romantic night..or not!

 

“My story is from Valima night, so I dressed up all hot, while my husband was in washroom, i was all ready giving myself some final touch ups standing in front of my wardrobe’s mirror, that’s when I saw the mirror is slightly tilted, perfection ka keera made me push it from one side so it could stand straight and just when i pushed, heard a cracking sound, to my horror the mirror fell on my foot, oh my my!

I had no courage to look down and see if my toes are still attached to my foot, i was only screaming and jumping in pain, husband rushed from bathroom holding me, making me sit, thanks to mehndi , wounds were not visible, so it was difficult to know if there’s any injury or not.

Now it was decided that we might will need to run to ER, he kept requesting me to change my clothes  and I was in so much pain that I requested him to take me in whatever am wearing.”

Aap kon hain?

“I came to my new room hubby untangled my hair and all. Then i went to the washroom to get fresh and washed my face..wiped off my makeup.. When i came out of the washroom my husband said:  “Behenjee mene apni biwi ko andar bheja tha, ap kon hain?”

This takes the cake!

“We went in our room, had food and were talking when his cousin (girl) came in and gave me a shopper, i peeked and saw a white bed cover. I was like “whats this for?”

She: “maami (my MIL) ne bheji hae rakhlo kaam aaegi.

My husband and i laughed so bad, he returned the shopper saying “we will manage”

Acha jee, all  women, please note down this fun prank to pull on your hubby dearest!

 

“When dulha dulhan goes to the room my husband went for a quick smoke break. Only few of our friends were with me. So, i quickly took off my dupatta and made one of my male friend bride (me) and turned off the lights and rest of us hid in the washroom.

My husband came and asked light band kar k kyu bethi ho baby? Held him piche se and he felt something wrong dupatta hataya toh darhi wala admi nikla andar se hahaha!”

Ummm…interesting.

“Naah, nothing funny happened. I was more excited than hubby and obviously more knowledgeable except for the part where i found out: what goes in, will eventually come out or ‘cum’ when things dripped on my feet and fur lined slippers!!!”

PRIORITIES!

The cake was delivered at 3 am to our hotel room.. we stopped *Everything* and started eating that..

So, these were few tales that really caught our attention and on few of them we actually guffawed! In a nutshell, if your wedding night wasn’t as romantic as you thought it would be, then we’re certain that you must also have a story to share with us! Let Parhlo know if your first night was as fun as the stories of women above!

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