You’re gonna need this. Big time.

So, you are going about your life with either your wall down and relaxed, then some go by copping with the reality of life by being sarcastic. If you are either one of them then you will appreciate this article, as it shuts people up either way. Touches of sarcasm are thrown around to something which is ridiculous but gets attention. It can be dry humor or aggressive even, you never know from the tone of it. You either decide to ignore it or handle it gracefully. Then there are some of those times when you just don’t want to take the high road and reply back with a hint of murder.

I’ll have you know first hand that this article is going to be full of Chandler bing gifs because if you guys have watched f.r.i.e.n.d.s then you know that he is the king of sarcasm. If you haven’t watched the tv series, you need to start, like right now!

After understanding the reason why you got a sarcastic response and you have come to a conclusion that those dimwits didn’t know any better, here are the responses you can throw back at them…

1. Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth (I personally have said this and literally got a speechless response).
2. I’m trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, but I just can’t get my head that far up my a**. (Too many ass jokes?)
3. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d gotten enough oxygen at birth?
4. Good story, but in what chapter do you shut the f*** up?
5. Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
6. Sorry, I didn’t get that. I don’t speak bullsh*t.
7. It’s kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.
8. I was going to give you a nasty look but I see that you’ve already got one.
9. Earth is full. Go home.
10. I was going to give you a nasty look but I see that you’ve already got one.

Although these seem really few comebacks to the long list of annoying people you now wanna call up and say to. However, you can say these same comebacks in different ways and also come up with original stuff. So, sometimes in this harsh world, you can’t take the humble road and let people have their fun. We all are humans, sometimes giving someone a taste of their own medicine is necessary.

There. Thank you.