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Here are the eleven qualities of every ‘Perfect Pyari Bahu’
1- She Should Know How To Cook+Clean+ETC
A pampered, well-provided girl who never worked at her parents’ house, but will magically take care of the cooking, cleaning and all domestic needs of a family of eight.
2- Well-Educated
A well-educated doctor bahu who will not be career oriented but use all her medical knowledge to check the father-in-law’s blood pressure early morning, Insulin Bhi Laga Hi Leti Hogi, Warna Kia Faida Parhai Ka!
3- Anarkali Jaisa Body Figure!
A petite, nazuk si larki for your “bull+dozer” who will produce ten sons and look super-maintained. Gym bhi jana chahye but bache kon dekhega?
4- Shaadi Ke Baad No Dost!
Very social, amicable, should mingle with all our relative’s type, even the ones we bitch about later, but shaadi ke baad yeh dost wost sab peeche chor dena chahye.
5- Ask Your Parents For Share In Property But…
Daughters have a sharaii share in the parent’s property and goods, and lena dena tou laga rehta hai but don’t talk again and again about going to Ammi’s house, ab yahan pe dil lagao.
6- She Is The Bari Bahu But She Isn’t Eligible To Deserve The Same Treatment Like Our Daughters
Never forget that she’s the daughter-in-law and not try to copy the daughters in the house, but hum tumhare uncle aunty nahi, mummy papa hai beta.
7- Change EVERYTHING!
Change her whole lifestyle, dressing, food tastes and preferences, but “you want to change the color of the walls in your room???”, haw haye, so demanding.
8- No Badtameezi!
Go to PTMs and defend the prodigal children at school and playground, and husband’s absence at maika, but never fend for herself in a fight with him, badtameezi tou nahi karsakte bhai!
9- Zalima, Chai Pilaa De!
Serve tea to everyone all day but never be seen drinking one.
10- Never Gives Your Husband Any Chance To Cheat!
Be loyal to the susral and never complain about a cheating husband, ghar ki baat ghar mai hi rahe tou acha hai, a good bahu never gives a husband reasons to cheat, anyway.
11- Never Argue!
Get shouted at for obscene reasons and is a living example of, “Ek Chup Soo (100) Sukh”.
Hail the Desi bahu, your doormat in disguise.
P.S. It’s a piece of satire and bears the partial or complete resemblance to many people living or living dead.
