The north of Pakistan is rich with hash and weed. On every other piece of land, weed grows without much effort. The land there is very effective and fertile for it. But since it’s the Islamic Republic Of Pakistan people don’t even look at it! Yeah, seriously! People do not look at the weed and hash. You have to trust this. But okay even if you don’t. But we are some pakkay sachy musalman!

Don’t believe us? This guy is a legit proof of how we are the truest form of good Muslims. Watch it and you’ll know.

His appeal to the government of Pakistan is so masomana that everyone can’t help but agree to him.

He said:

“We (Pakistanis) should be given the permission legally to grow hashish (chars). So, we can commercially export it to Holland, Switzerland, Canada. These countries have given a free hand to their people to help grow their economy; why can’t we do it? We can not pay the interest expense (sood) by just selling baangan, tamatar. We need something solid to do. We can nor manufacture Mercedes neither F-16. All these things we have to make by borrowing technologies from all the other countries. But we have something of our own. Which people like too, then why you (government) have banned this? I am appealing to the government that the people of Pakistan should be given the legal permission to grow and trade Hash; for paying the interest (sood). Because the sin of growing Hash is much lesser than having interest. Allah does not like interest, and we have to get rid of this Imran Khan sb.”

People are just loving his idea!

We knew it bro!

Aur koi appeal?

Je je! Roger sir

Ek dum mast! No?

We are legit waiting for the government to respond back to this guy’s very genuine appeal. What’s your take on this? Tag your charsi friend. Cheers (read:chars) 😉