If you are a true desi and have lived in a Pakistani household, you must know that science is for the unimaginative. All the totkas and beliefs are sometimes completely against the scientific laws but oh well, can you say anything to your nani? Can you? Bet you can’t, cause who’d want to get their ass beaten?

So, from all the above science denying things that our bari boorhiyan do and say; this one thing everyone must have heard in their house too.

Things to do if you want to have a baby boy! DAMMNNN! yes, they have a solution for this too.

1.Naming your daughter “Bushra”

Still trying to solve the equation behind this

2. Drink coconut water

Rather bathe in it! Why drink only?! Eh?

3. Having boy clothes stitched in the earliest month of pregnancy

*grabs bag* *goes to market*

4. Wearing a specific kind of clothes/gold jewelry while intercourse

Enough now? It better should be a boy now

5. The husband should drink coffee before going to their wife (IYKWIM) 😉

*Dives into the pool of coffee and stays there*

6. Eat more food

*munches on everything that comes in way*

7. Take a hot bath

This should be sufficient enough now if you still didn’t have a boy then, you must be the nikama child of your nani, who never hear a thing properly. Matlab science kiya? nani pehly ae k science? Obviously nani, mayyynnn! Duh?!